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ASTROLOGERS
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planets, luminaries, and events on Earth. Astrology has a legacy of centuries of human behaviour
models . It is a God-given predictive system. Earthly bodies contain souls made
up of divine numbers, which astrologers attempt to grasp as a
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horoscope as a strictly psychological
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May 7, 2007
May 6, 2007 April 7, 2007
March 21,
2007 As yesterday’s entry shows, we can innocently get mixed up with
bad people. The question is: would knowledge of astrology have helped Virginia
to see past X’s mask to his evil core?...
MORE Thursday,
January 11, 2007 Oh What A Tangled Schmozzle We
Weave. However, this left an appointment open for our
good pal Dr. Thoth to visit. He entertained us greatly with his pithy little
tales, and left behind 3 stories in particular to pass on to you. Please enjoy
"Introducing Dr. Thoth: The Book of the Hours
of the Day," "Dr. Thoth: Between the Lines,"
and "Dr. Thoth and the Heresy of Art."
Monday, October
30, 2006 Pluto
Demoted Oh boy this is one for the (astrological) history
books. Just when we were getting quite comfortable incorporating Pluto’s dark
energy into the horoscope, it has been officially declassified as a
planet .... MORE Wednesday, June 28, 2006 Dodging Chiron's arrows. In earlier years I
struggled to integrate Chiron into my work. I don't use it at all now. The
hypotheses of Chiron’s meaning remains, to me, unfulfilled. At the least it is
puzzling. Chiron does not seem so benign. The “wounded healer” image is firmly
set in our minds and is apt enough as it stands. Chiron the Centaur was wounded,
could not heal himself in any way, yet continued to aid others until his plea
for death was granted by Zeus. In sacrificing his immortality, he left an
opening for Prometheus to be released from his everyday Hell and re-take his
place amongst the Gods.... MORE Thursday, June 15,
2006 This one goes out to... Can I just say how much I
appreciate those on-line astrologers who dare to make their position clear?
....
MORE Friday, June 02,
2006
FIXED ARC of the Desperate
Housewife Vesak Many Happy Returns to Buddha today. Sun
opposed Jupiter, Moon waxes in First Quarter (Leo), and Mercury enters Taurus.
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September 2, 2008
Uranus
conjuncts natal Moon; website gets makeover
Actually, my life is getting a makeover. Stomach surgery, plans to sell
up and move, new job, and a return to the roots. This has a Saturn/Moon shakeup
written all over it. Whether it is wise or not to start one's life over is a
matter of debate. But when Uranus goes over the Ascendent and into the first
house then there is no arguing with a God of
Change.
February 10,
2008
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February 7,
2008
Rant Redux
Here's
something I would really like to know: why did Mankind start the process of
matching astronomical observations to our Earthly realm? It seems perfectly
natural that we would do that…why is it natural? Was it all just an Ego
thing?
Modern astrologers often have a little bit of psychology under
their belt. Hasn't it been said that a little bit of knowledge makes a
person dangerously confident?
Now I love looking at a horoscope
from a psychological p.o.v. just as much as anyone. But don't you agree that it
isn't the whole story? Our experiences are sometimes inexplicable. Moments of
such magic they can't ever be described.
So I have to ask: amongst
the perceived 'collusion' (hateful concept) and the 'enabling' of
psychology's personal narrative, where is Nature? Where are the animals who
co-exist with us? Where are the tigers?
The koalas? Where are are the majestic elephants? Psychology has
no room for elephants. Except for the metaphorical kind which seem to like
occupying various rooms whilst appearing not to do so.
January 20, 2008
If I were in charge of astrology's Direct
Marketing
September 17, 2007
It's A Bitch,
Britney.
Life has been difficult for
the clown pop princess: two children born quickly, a broken marriage, rehab(no,
no, no), loss of management, loss of career, and now loss of custody of her
children. As astrologers, where do we look in the chart, when loss is featured
so heavily in one’s life?
Many astrologers would turn instantly
to Neptune, and for good reason. Neptune can dribble away the flow of good
things in a person’s life, leaving behind helplessness and despair. Neptune’s
transit through the 5th house certainly facilitates the loss of her
children.
But let’s think about this for a moment. We are not examining the life of someone who has suffered from the blows
of uncaring fortune. No, Britney Spears’s misfortunes come from herself,
from her own actions...
MORE
45 days.
Ok, any astrologers
call this one for Paris Hilton? C'mon be honest. Most people thought the teflon
shield protectors were still operable. But look at Paris's transits: transiting
Saturn over her natal Moon in Leo. Jupiter trines the Moon. Which one is
stronger? If you are used to having more good times than bad, then Saturn's cold
discipline is going to smart. Will Justice be served? Absolutely. She'll be a
better person for her experience but Saturn's influence through Leo will be
extremely humiliating.
Top 10 List of astrologers' favourite
charts.
These are the chart examples which come up time and again in lectures
etc.
1. Hitler
2. Venus Williams
3. Elizabeth Taylor
4. Dr.
Martin Luther King
5. Queen Elizabeth I (or II)
6. Marilyn Monroe
7.
Cher
8. Madonna
9.Nelson Mandela
10. John Lennon
One gives a little
sigh and thinks, "Oh no, not Hitler AGAIN."
My better half wonders why anyone would want to study
the horoscopes of bad people, anyways. He has a point. Yet the lure of a known birth
time and a life lived on the world stage reels us in and we can't help
ourselves. We MUST look.
But does anyone else think it's time for a new batch
of celebrity lab rats???
Drop me a line with your own
favourite cases to study. So far Britney Spears seems the hot front-runner.
I love these guys -
ExplorersWeb
- and here
is their Easter message:
"You know the story. A guy takes his many
buddies out to dinner, foots the bill although it costs him his very flesh, and
still he's betrayed for money by his best friend. The high priests don't like
his inconvenient truths and the regular folks resent his criticizing their bad
habits. So he's captured and put to death - even in a choice over a serial
killer who is set free! Our man is nailed to a cross and perishes, after which
he becomes really famous.
They say that he woke from the dead three days
later but while all else makes sense, we are not sure we believe that last part.
Morale of story in any case - climbing Everest is dangerous but so is keeping it
real. Courage comes in different shapes.
And who's to say what's
possible anyways - remember Lincoln Hall's miracle survival on Everest north
side last year? Maybe Jesus did resurrect. Which would lead us to the second
morale of the story for all you warriors out there: No matter what life throws
at you - impossible is nothing. YOU CAN DO IT - and it ain't over 'til the fat
lady sings."
April 4, 2007
Goodbye,
Steve.
Just heard the sad news today that Steve Jolley, creator of the
Grounded Heavens astrological diary, has passed on. MORE
Can we identify evil?
March 20, 2007
For the Love of a Monster.
What happens when a person falls for the wrong kind? The very
worst kind?
FIND OUT
HERE...
Apologies for the delay in writing dear
friends. During the celebrations of Diwali last, the elephants charged into the
office and trashed the joint---all in the name of good fun of course. But that
means that time was spent reconstructing various notebooks and deconstructing
the obscure notes within them.
Fixed
Stars.
Does anyone here ever go out into the night and pick out a favourite,
lucky star?
Want to bet that you
end up with one of the deep red stars like Antares or Aldebaran? Good choices.
But it is most likely that you choose the most wonderful star in the
sky---Sirius. This is a large white diamond of a star; the glittering light of
Sirius demands your gaze...
MORE
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
The Twisted
Road.
Three strands twist. Do we end up where we were
always going?
Are our lives
governed by fate or free will? Or both?...
MORE
Friday, August 25, 2006
Saturday, June 03, 2006 @
6:33 AM Burleigh Heads, Australia
Earth
Elephant Astrology is "birthed" into this
space.
We begin by believing in our choices, that vast network of
lines which crisscross our lives, making juncture at every
moment.... MORE
Thursday, May 18,
2006
Blah Blah Blah
Friday, May 5,
2006
Tuesday, May 2, 2006
Sceptics: Do they really
exist?
I’d have to say No. Other than the various
Sceptic’s journals (which admittedly abound, but could have been written by
anyone) there isn’t convincing proof, and the meta-analysis is inadequate.
People posing as sceptics can be identified by the blue tinge in their cheeks as
they splutter the usual phrases (like “logic” or “facts”). The only response to
this harrowing display? “Well, astrology works for me!” I find that gentles the most agitated
questioner.
Saturday, April 16, 2006
“Those money-grubbing fortune-tellers and their silly superstitions.”
Ok, there is no doubt that some
of us who practice astrology are guilty of using bad astronomy to justify a
particular conclusion about a chart .
...
MORE
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
The Ordinary Lightness of
Dignity.
Personal disposability
has
become a primary fear. We desire full individuality and yet cannot allow
ourselves to be as Nature intended us to be; we become convinced we are not and
never will be good enough as is. The siren call of constant re-invention has
permeated our culture
...
MORE
Monday, April 10, 2006
Forewarned is
forearmed.
In the last week we had two events related to Gnosticism:
co-author Michael Baigent loses his court case of plagiarism against Dan Brown,
and the National Geographic Society releases a documentary about the lost gospel
of Judas .
...
MORE
Friday, April 07, 2006
Today’s Question: So…what do we do with a birthchart?
“Theosophy gone stupid.” This is one person’s
opinion on the state of modern astrology. Esoteric teachings have reached new
levels of incomprehensibility.
...
MORE
With trumpets blaring, we proudly open this space for
grazing.
For those who like their astrology a bit on the
green side, there are articles ready for digestion. Green astrology (from our very own
Planet) holds the view that stars must be seen in their naked beauty, that is,
outside; preferably gazed upon in the countryside or out in the desert. Here,
the variance in magnitude and colour can be appreciated. Only then can the
astrologer translate the Light from above, to the calculations of the chart. A
fine sentiment, what?
Today’s Question: Why do we have a birth
chart?
We need a short-cut to self-knowledge. Some people
believe that astrology is “received from God” to help us with the Big Questions
of life and move our souls toward purity......
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why we need a birthchart? CLICK HERE
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